What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

That's what SHE said!

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

politically correct!

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

give me a thumbs up

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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