- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

oooh look a banshee

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How high is a Chinaman

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