why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

A russian gives away vodka.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

what does a granny look best in? 1950

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Anti Joke

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