There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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