What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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tims sty:)

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Cancer

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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