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Are You A Zombie?

  • The joke is that seals are hit with clubs...

  • seals don't walk

  • Yes it is. Anti-jokes are jokes missing a punchline, and this has no punchline.

  • There's more, think about Seal (musician) :D

  • Silly seal!!!!!!!! You cant walk...you have fins!....silly seal!! Well...I guess you could flop but the impact wouldn't he as hard...

  • The club was really swinging :).

  • this needs to say "a baby seal walks into a club." it's much funnier when a baby seal is being clubbed. thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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