- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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