- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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