- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

lol a man is drowning

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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