Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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JFK

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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