How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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British Dentistry

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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The 80's

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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