What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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