a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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