- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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