Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Obama

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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69

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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