what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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