- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

"Up to 50% off."

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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