- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Your social life

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??