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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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