- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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