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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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