- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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