Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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45.

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women's rights

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Women's Rights...

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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