Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Your mom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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