Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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cory is gay

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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