roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What does? 42

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

y u no like me joke?

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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