Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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