- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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