- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

My nipple is bleeding

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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