What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

This is a joke for Homeless people:

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Where did John go? Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -100

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

thumb_up thumb_down -132

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

thumb_up thumb_down +45

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

thumb_up thumb_down +33

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

thumb_up thumb_down +33

a man walks into a bar and dies

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

thumb_up thumb_down +27

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops