- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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