whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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