What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

The Princess is in another castle

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Anti Joke

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