How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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