- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Jesus Christ

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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