There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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