- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

non poop

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Canadians

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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