- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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