- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

whats chinese noodles

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A child walks into a classroom.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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