- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Women's Rights

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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