whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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