- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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