- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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