- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

KONY 2012

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

My love life

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Stop procrastinating.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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