- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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