- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

what are three short words? i a am

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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