What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Miscarriages.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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