Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Chikin nuggets

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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69.9

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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