- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

what the hell happened to your face

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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