There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

stuarts mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

It says so on your cap.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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